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2 things need your OK today
This month
47
times customers reached out ↑ 31%
Your website · needs your OK
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Written in your voice. Ready to publish.
Google Business posted to 3 locations ✓
Instagram post scheduled — 9:00 AM
GhostMarketing.Your name on the work. Not ours.
Ghostwriters write for the biggest names in music. Nobody thinks less of them for it. We do that for your marketing — write it, publish it, rank it — and every word goes out under your name.
What you actually see
Two things. That’s the whole job.
A ghostwriter is invisible to the audience — never to the client. You see the results, and you see anything with your name on it. Everything else stays behind the curtain.
How many customers reached out.
A single number, and one plain sentence saying why it moved. Not a dashboard, not twelve charts — the answer to the only question you were ever asking.
Anything about to go out as you.
Every post, article and review reply, shown exactly how your customers will see it, waiting on your yes. Read it, change a word, or tap approve.
The half you never see
You will never think about any of this again.
This is the boring, technical half of marketing — the part agencies charge you for and then explain to you in a monthly call. It gets done every week. It will never appear in your inbox, and you will never be asked to have an opinion about it.
Keyword research
What people actually type when they need you.
Schema markup
The code that gets you the stars and the map pin.
Redirects
Old links that would've sent customers to a dead page.
Site speed
The three seconds that decide if they wait or leave.
Citations
Your name and number, matching everywhere it's listed.
Crawl errors
Pages Google can't read, so nobody finds them.
Internal linking
The paths that walk a visitor toward booking.
Cannibalization
Your own pages competing against each other.
Meta descriptions
The blurb under your name in the results.
Content decay
Pages quietly sliding off page one.
Core Web Vitals
Google's grade for how your site feels to use.
Local pack ranking
Whether you're in the top three on the map.
Alt text
What your images say to search engines.
Canonical tags
Which version of a page counts as the real one.
Backlink profile
Who vouches for you, and whether it helps.
Index coverage
How much of your site Google has actually seen.
Keyword research
What people actually type when they need you.
Schema markup
The code that gets you the stars and the map pin.
Redirects
Old links that would've sent customers to a dead page.
Site speed
The three seconds that decide if they wait or leave.
Citations
Your name and number, matching everywhere it's listed.
Crawl errors
Pages Google can't read, so nobody finds them.
Internal linking
The paths that walk a visitor toward booking.
Cannibalization
Your own pages competing against each other.
Meta descriptions
The blurb under your name in the results.
Content decay
Pages quietly sliding off page one.
Core Web Vitals
Google's grade for how your site feels to use.
Local pack ranking
Whether you're in the top three on the map.
Alt text
What your images say to search engines.
Canonical tags
Which version of a page counts as the real one.
Backlink profile
Who vouches for you, and whether it helps.
Index coverage
How much of your site Google has actually seen.
Plugs into your stack
Connect once. It works everywhere.
It reads your data, posts your content, and fixes your site across the tools you already run — no new dashboard to babysit.
More connections added continuously. Don't see yours? It probably works anyway.
Your name, your call
You decide how much you want to know.
A ghostwriter still hands over the manuscript. Read every page, skim the important ones, or never open the envelope — and change your mind any time with a single tap.
Maximum control
Pure Manual
Nothing goes out until you say so.
Every post, page and reply waits for your yes — you read it the way your customers will see it, before anyone else does. For the owner who wants eyes on every word carrying their name.
- Read everything first
- See it exactly as it'll publish
- Zero surprises
Most people live here
Hybrid
The quiet work just happens. You okay what carries your name.
The invisible half — the technical upkeep nobody wants to read about — never reaches you. Anything a customer will actually see waits for your call.
- Plumbing handled silently
- You approve what's public
- Where most owners land
Hands off
Fully Automatic
You don't hear from us at all.
The full ghost. It writes, publishes and posts as you, on its own schedule — the only thing it ever stops to ask about is permanently deleting something.
- Runs 24/7 without you
- Results in your pocket, nothing else
- One tap to switch back anytime
One switch in your dashboard. Slide it whenever you want — no call, no setup.
Same work. 1% of the price.
Everyone else pays $10,000/mo.You pay $99.99 for all of it.
Huge savings, better value, more transparency — and plans start at $49.99/mo.
One year at $10k/month =
A century of marketing with Lang.
Good ghostwriters are famously expensive.This one costs less than your phone bill.
Pricing
Start where you are. Grow into the whole team.
Three plans, one department. No seats to buy, no upsells, no contracts —
change or cancel in a click.
Not ready? Start with a free website analysis — no card.
Social
Posted for you, every day
billed monthly
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Includes:
Social + Website
Get followed — and get found
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Everything in Social, plus:
Everything
The full ghost
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Everything in Social + Website, plus:
1 location included — 5 keywords across a 3-mile radius. Add locations for $19.99/mo each.
Every plan is a real department of AI agents working daily — not software you operate. You set the leash: full autopilot, smart-hybrid, or approve everything before it ships.
Nobody has to know. That’s the point.
Every other tool hands you more work to do. This one does the work, puts your name on it, and stays out of your way.
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