The engine room
Fine. How is that possible?
Fair question. A marketing hire, an SEO agency, a designer and a writer run about $10,000 a month. This runs $49.99 to $99.99. Here's the honest answer, with the curtain up.
The short version
It isn't people. It's around twenty specialist agents that share one brain built from your business — what you sell, who buys it, how you sound — and they work every day without stopping, asking, or forgetting.
One finds what your customers are searching for. One writes. One handles your Google profile. One replies to reviews. One quietly fixes the technical mess on your site that nobody was ever going to tell you about. They hand work to each other, and only the things carrying your name ever reach you.
You will never meet them, name them, or message them. That's deliberate — the moment a business owner has to manage twenty specialists, we've just sold you a job.
Who’s back there
Twenty specialists you’ll never have to manage.
This is what marketing actually takes every week — and why nobody running a business gets it all done. Read the list once, out of curiosity, and then forget it. You’ll never see these names again.
SEO
Finds the keywords, writes the pages, ranks them.
Content
Publishes on-brand articles and repurposes them everywhere.
Local
Google Business posts, citations, reviews — handled.
AI Visibility
Gets you cited by ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini.
Web Tech
Fixes redirects, schema, and coverage issues live.
Strategist
Plans the campaigns and holds every agent to the number.
Drafts professional posts in your brand voice.
X / Twitter
Turns your wins into post drafts ready to ship.
Writer
Long-form content tailored to your brand voice.
UGC Video
Guided briefs and multi-aspect AI clips for social and ads.
Coding
Automates technical SEO fixes and site improvements.
Reviews
Drafts and posts replies to every customer review.
SEO Analyst
Diagnoses decay, cannibalization, and money-page gaps.
Listening
Scans SERPs and communities for opportunities to jump on.
Influencer
Surfaces the right creators to put your brand in front of.
Brain
Builds the living model of your business every agent works from.
Image
Generates on-brand visuals for posts, pages, and ads.
Onboarding
Reads your site and briefs the whole department in minutes.
Transcript
Turns your videos into posts, threads, and articles.
Reporting
Ties every action back to traffic, leads, and revenue.
SEO
Finds the keywords, writes the pages, ranks them.
Content
Publishes on-brand articles and repurposes them everywhere.
Local
Google Business posts, citations, reviews — handled.
AI Visibility
Gets you cited by ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini.
Web Tech
Fixes redirects, schema, and coverage issues live.
Strategist
Plans the campaigns and holds every agent to the number.
Drafts professional posts in your brand voice.
X / Twitter
Turns your wins into post drafts ready to ship.
Writer
Long-form content tailored to your brand voice.
UGC Video
Guided briefs and multi-aspect AI clips for social and ads.
Coding
Automates technical SEO fixes and site improvements.
Reviews
Drafts and posts replies to every customer review.
SEO Analyst
Diagnoses decay, cannibalization, and money-page gaps.
Listening
Scans SERPs and communities for opportunities to jump on.
Influencer
Surfaces the right creators to put your brand in front of.
Brain
Builds the living model of your business every agent works from.
Image
Generates on-brand visuals for posts, pages, and ads.
Onboarding
Reads your site and briefs the whole department in minutes.
Transcript
Turns your videos into posts, threads, and articles.
Reporting
Ties every action back to traffic, leads, and revenue.
The questions you're actually asking.
So it's just ChatGPT?
No. ChatGPT is a blank box that waits for you to think of something. This is a system that already knows your business, decides what needs doing this week, does it, and publishes it — on a schedule, without being asked. The models are part of it the way an engine is part of a car.
Is a human involved at all?
One built it and keeps tuning it — that's the whole company. Nobody is sitting in a room writing your posts, which is exactly why it costs what it costs. If you want a person on a monthly call, an agency will happily sell you one.
Will it get things wrong?
Sometimes. That's what approvals are for — anything going out under your name reaches you first unless you tell it otherwise. We don't guarantee rankings or lead counts, and anyone who does is guessing.
Why so cheap, then?
Because the expensive part of marketing was never the thinking — it was the hours. Take the hours out and the price collapses. We didn't discount an agency. We deleted the part you were actually paying for.
Now you know how it works. Your customers never will.
Put us to work — free