Value calculator
What are you really paying to market your business?
A marketing hire, an SEO agency, a social manager, a writer, the tools — it adds up fast. Toggle what you'd otherwise pay and watch the number. Then see what a 20-agent HeyLang department does it for.
What you'd pay to market your business — tap to toggle, edit to fit your numbers
Pre-filled with typical U.S. monthly rates. These are the roles HeyLang covers.
Plans from $49.99/mo. No demo, cancel anytime.
And that number is the easy part.
The sticker price of the old way is just the beginning. The real cost is everything around it — none of which shows up on the invoice.
Hiring & turnover
A good marketer takes months to find and weeks to ramp. Average tenure is under two years — then you're recruiting all over again.
Management overhead
Someone has to brief them, review the work, and keep five vendors rowing the same way. That someone is usually you — the most expensive hour in the building.
The nights-and-weekends gap
People clock out at five. Your competitors' rankings don't. Work stalls the moment everyone goes home.
Tool sprawl
SEMrush here, a scheduler there, a design seat, an analytics add-on — subscriptions you half-use, all billed every month.
Contracts & lock-in
Agencies want retainers and six-month minimums. You pay whether the work lands or not.
Coverage gaps
No single hire is great at SEO and design and social and local and content. So some of it quietly never gets done.
And you get more, not less.
It isn't a discount version of one role. It's the whole department — 20+ specialists working the same day, coordinated by a strategist, for one predictable monthly price.
SEO
Keyword research, on-page, and technical fixes — grounded in your real Search Console data.
Content
Blogs and pages written and published straight to your website.
Social
Posts to LinkedIn, X, Instagram, and Facebook — on human hours.
Local
Google Business posts, citation cleanup, and review replies.
Web
Landing pages, speed fixes, and meta tags — no ticket required.
AI visibility
Tracks how you show up in ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini.
Strategy
A strategist plans the channel mix and paces the work weekly.
Reporting
What moved and why, in plain English — not a dashboard to decode.
“Okay, what's the catch?”
$99.99 for all of that — seriously?
Seriously. AI doesn't draw a salary, take PTO, or need benefits, and it runs 24/7. One system does what used to take a team of five, so you pay a rounding error of the old cost.
Do I still need a marketer?
No — but you stay in charge. Approve the work, or let it run on full autopilot. HeyLang is the doer; you're the owner who says go.
Can I start smaller?
Yes. Plans start at $49.99/mo for social only, then add website ($69.99) and video + local proximity ($99.99) as you grow.
How fast does it pay for itself?
Most owners save more in their first week than the entire month costs — the calculator above is doing that math live.
$120,000/yr of work. For less than a phone bill.
20+ AI agents doing SEO, content, social, local, and web — working 24/7, approved by you.
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